Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Makarska Apartment Awaits!
Escape to Paradise? More Like a Makarska Mishap… But Mostly Paradise! (A Review That's All Over the Place)
Okay, so I just got back from “Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Makarska Apartment Awaits!” and… whew! Let me tell you, it was a ride. This review's gonna be a bit… scattered, just like my brain after that much Croatian sunshine. But hey, that's the fun, right? Let's dive in, warts and all.
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Let's Get Accessible (and Meander a Little)
First things first: Accessibility. This ALWAYS worries me. The website says they have “Facilities for disabled guests,” but I've learned to take that with a grain of Croatian sea salt. Thankfully, they were pretty good. The elevator did work (phew!), which is a win right off the bat. Access to the swimming pool [outdoor]… mmm, a bit tricky. Some steps, but there was a ramp, which wasn't ideal but workable. Still, if you REALLY need perfect, flawless wheelchair access, call ahead and DEMAND specifics. Don't be like me… always a gamble.
The CCTV in common areas and outside property gave me a bit of peace of mind, too, especially after wandering around the old town a bit late. Security wise, the Security [24-hour] and the Doorman made me feel safe.
My HUGE frustration was regarding the in-room amenities. My friend, who is disabled, had to call the front desk repeatedly about the additional toilet as the rooms lacked it. That was a huge inconvenience, which could have all been avoided upon my request for a disability-friendly room.
Food, Glorious Food (and My Gut)
Okay, the food. This is where things get interesting, and by "interesting" I mean… delicious and potentially disastrous for my waistline.
- Restaurants: There are restaurants on-site. Score! They are a mix of International cuisine in restaurant and (hallelujah!) a Vegetarian restaurant. I'm not vegetarian, but sometimes you need a salad. Let me tell you about the salad I had… it was a revelation. The freshest, brightest produce I've ever tasted. They gave me an alternative meal arrangement when I asked for one, too (thanks to my vegetarian friend)
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet] was the name of the game and it was a beautiful, chaotic ballet of pastries and coffee. Coffee/tea in restaurant were free flowing, which is always a win. The Asian breakfast was alright.
- Snacks: The snack bar was a lifesaver for those midday munchies.
I may or may not have spent far too much time at the Poolside bar, sampling questionable cocktails. But hey, it's holiday. The Poolside bar and the bar are fun!
Spa-tacular… Or Not?
Now, the Spa… This was a mixed bag. They had everything! A Sauna, a Steamroom, a Spa/sauna, and a Swimming pool, which was a nice touch after a day of exploring. I loved the Pool with view. Seriously, the sunsets from the pool were worth the price of admission alone.
I also received a Body scrub and Body wrap. The services themselves were great, but the room… well, let’s just say it needed a serious decluttering. It felt a bit cramped, a little claustrophobic. But, the massage was good.
Cleanliness and Safety (and my OCD)
Okay, I’m a bit of a clean freak, so this was a HUGE concern. They did state they used Anti-viral cleaning products and had Professional-grade sanitizing services. Rooms sanitized between stays was also reassuring. I noticed the Daily disinfection in common areas. They also provided Hand sanitizer everywhere, which was nice. Overall, I was impressed with their efforts.
The Hand sanitizer was everywhere, the Hot water linen and laundry washing gave me a sense of calm and the staff was trained in the safety protocols.
Rooms & Amenities (Can't be too picky)
Alright, my room… It was a decent size. Air conditioning, thankfully, worked like a charm. Wi-Fi [free] was a must, and it was fast enough to stream, and I liked the Window that opens. I loved the Complimentary tea as I'm quite the coffee drinker. I'm always happy to see a Refrigerator for keeping my snacks cold. The desk and the laptop workspace were great for catching up on emails while I was away.
What to Do (Besides Eat & Spa?)
They had a Fitness center but honestly, I was on vacation. And the Fitness center was kinda dark, and empty.
The Downright WEIRD Bits
- The Hotel chain seemed to be a ghost.
- My friend has a pet, but the hotel has Pets allowed unavailable.
- I did see a Shrine in the lobby…. a little strange.
In Conclusion… (Deep Breath)
Would I recommend “Escape to Paradise?” …Yeah, probably. Despite the hiccups, the good outweighed the bad. It’s not perfect, and some of the details could be better, but it's a solid choice for a Makarska getaway. Just be prepared to ask questions, be flexible, and maybe pack your own bottle of wine for the balcony, you know, just in case! And for the love of all that is holy, check the accessibility details thoroughly if that's a priority!
Overall Score: 7.5/10 (Could be a 9- if they fix the accessibility issues and declutter that spa!)
Escape to Paradise: Kaya Hotel Tuy Hòa's Unforgettable Phú Yên Getaway
Alright, strap in, buttercups, because we're about to embark on a Croatian adventure that's less "smooth sailing" and more "slightly tipsy, stumbling towards the sunset." This isn't your glossy brochure itinerary. This is the real, sweaty, "did I pack enough sunscreen?" version. We’re talking about Makarska Apartments, because, honestly, who needs a sterile hotel when you can live a little?
Makarska Mayhem: A Slightly Disorganized Adventure (and Possibly a Hangover)
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Regret (Just Kidding…Mostly)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Land in Split. Actually, land is generous. More like, crash into the airport. Spent an hour wrestling with the luggage carousel. (Pro tip: always mark your bags with something outrageous. Mine? A giant inflatable flamingo. Made finding them a breeze, judging the stares from tourists was a bonus).
- Morning (10:00 AM): Finally, triumphantly, got the car rental! Except, it's a stick shift. And I haven't driven one of those since my… ahem… rebellious youth. Cue the stalling, the panicked looks from the rental agent, and the silent prayer to the car gods that I don't end up in a ditch.
- Midday (12:00 PM): Scenic drive to Makarska. Okay, scenic might be stretching it slightly. More like, a rollercoaster of near-misses and frantic gear changes. But the Adriatic coastline? Absolutely breathtaking. Seriously, stop the car. Take a picture. Remind yourself that this is why you left your godforsaken office.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Arrive at Makarska Apartments! The apartment is… well, let's call it "charming." It’s clean, it has AC (thank sweet baby Jesus), and the balcony has a view that makes me want to weep with joy. Briefly considered moving into the balcony permanently.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Unpack. Realize you packed four pairs of the same shorts and zero pairs of actual pants. Sigh. That's what the local shops are for, I guess. (Also, where did all this luggage come from?).
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Wander into the Old Town. It’s a sensory overload of cobblestone streets, colourful buildings, and the smell of grilling fish. Got lost within 5 minutes. Found a gelato shop and figured that was as good a place as any to regroup. Strawberry cheesecake flavor. Life-changing.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a seaside Konoba. Ordered the grilled fish. It was… ahem … a bit bony, but the local wine? Smooth, delicious, and I felt like a local after the second glass.
- Night (9:00 PM): People-watching on the Riva (the seaside promenade). Watched a couple arguing in fluent Italian (or was it a passionate declaration of love?). Decided to learn some Croatian. (Spoiler alert: only managed "Hvala" (thank you) and "Pivo" (beer)). Made a mental note to buy some aspirin before tomorrow.
Day 2: Beaches, Boats, and the Bitter Taste of Reality (aka Sunburn)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Wake up feeling like a dehydrated pickle. Sunburn? Check. Headache? Double-check. Regret my adventurous wine consumption of the previous night.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Head to the beach at Buba beach. The water is crystal clear, the sun is beating down, and I promptly forgot all my regrets. Spent way too much time trying to look effortlessly cool while paddling in the water. Failed. Miserably.
- Midday (12:00 PM): Lunch at a beachside bar. Ordered a pizza the size of my head and a gigantic salad. Ate the entire pizza. Judged myself. Ate the salad. Felt slightly less guilty.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Boat trip to one of the islands. Booked one of the smaller boats, the ones that are probably, probably, not certified by the authorities. Sunbathed on the deck, the sea breeze was divine. The smell of the exhaust fumes? Less divine.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Snorkelling! Saw some fish. Felt like a majestic sea creature. Had to be rescued from a particularly strong current. Humiliating, but the underwater world was worth it.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner. Went to the market, got some cheese, bread, tomatoes, and prosciutto, and built my own little feast. Ate out on the balcony, with that view. The world's problems melted away. Until the mosquitos arrived.
- Night (9:00 PM): Wandered the Riva again, listened to live music. Saw a couple fighting like… a dramatic, soap-opera style fight. Decided to go back to the apartment, take a cold shower (the air conditioning was not working so well!), and start thinking about whether I should invest in some mosquito repellent gear.
Day 3: Biokovo, Bananas, and Barefoot Bliss (and More Regrets)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Attempted to climb Biokovo Mountain. The sheer cliff drop was amazing! Made it halfway up. Turned around. My legs screamed in protest. Decided a gelato reward was in order.
- Midday (11:00 AM): Found a small beach, with no other people around I could finally feel like Tarzan. It was perfect, quiet.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Went for a banana boat ride. This was probably the biggest mistake of my trip. Look like clumsy fool falling into the water. Regretting the entire experience.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Wandered to a very nice spot. Got myself a massage. The masseuse was very kind.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner and the last dance!
The Takeaway:
Makarska is a whirlwind. It's beautiful. It's chaotic. It's full of delicious food, questionable decisions, and moments of pure, unadulterated joy. It will probably leave you sunburnt, slightly broke, and craving more. Which, in my book, is the sign of a truly excellent trip. And remember, the imperfections? They're what make the memories stick. Cheers to that. Now, where's that aspirin…?
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Makarska Apartment Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Totally Unsolicited FAQ
Okay, so "Paradise" is a pretty big claim. What's the REAL deal with this Makarska apartment? Is it all Instagrammable sunsets and endless cocktails? Spill!
Alright, alright, let's be honest. "Paradise" is probably a little… optimistic. Look, I've stayed in this place. It's *good*. Really good. But let's start with the downsides, shall we? Because, ugh, the stairs. Seriously. They're not joking about the "staircase leading up to breathtaking views." It's, like, a *staircase*. And it's… enthusiastic. My thighs burned for approximately three days after the first climb. And I consider myself reasonably fit thanks to my daily struggles with my dog's refusal to walk beyond the end of my street. (He's got a *thing* about bushes.)
BUT! Once you're up there, the view? Yeah, that's the Instagrammable sunset part. Freaking breathtaking. And the cocktails? Well, you're responsible for those. The apartment doesn't magically conjure up a margarita. Although... a margarita *would* have been nice after battling those stairs the first time. Maybe I should suggest that to the owners! They could put a little margarita maker on the landing! Think of the possibilities! Okay, I'm rambling. Point is, the apartment is lovely. The views are *chef's kiss*. Just… pack some hiking boots, and maybe a portable oxygen tank.
The listing mentions a "fully equipped kitchen." What exactly does that *mean*? I'm not trying to recreate a Gordon Ramsay Michelin star dining experience, but does it have the basics?
Okay, "fully equipped" is another one of those phrases that's... open to interpretation. Think of it like this: It *probably* has more than just a single, chipped coffee mug and a rusty spoon. I mean, I *hope* so, anyway. I'm not a culinary genius, but I did manage to heat up some pre-made stuff from the local grocery store without setting off the smoke alarm (a personal victory, let me tell you). There's a fridge (thank God!), a stove, and *some* basic pots and pans. Don't count on a truffle slicer or a stand mixer with every attachment known to humankind. But you can definitely whip up some scrambled eggs, pasta with premade pesto, and maybe even attempt a grilled cheese. (My skills are limited, okay?) They've also had a few nice little touches like some salt and pepper and some basics. So, yes, you can survive. You probably won't be featured on "MasterChef," but you won't starve.
How close is the apartment to the beach? Because I'm picturing myself sprawling on the sand with a good book and a cold drink, and I don't want to walk a marathon to get there.
The beach? Ah, the beach. It's... a manageable distance. Let's say it's closer than my dog is willing to walk, but further than the distance to my snacks. I'd put it between 5 and 10 minutes. Probably closer to 10 after you've spent the whole day in the sun and you're laden down with beach towels, and you're realizing you forgot your sunscreen, and your feet are burning. (Happened to me. Ouch.) It's not right *on* the sands, so you don't get that constant beach-noise, which is great when you want a nap. And that walk? I'd say it's worth it. The beach is gorgeous! Seriously. Crystal-clear water, beautiful stones, the whole shebang. Just remember the sunscreen. Seriously.
Is the apartment air-conditioned? This is crucial, especially if I'm visiting in the summer!
YES! Thank the Lord, yes! Air conditioning. Essential. Absolutely, positively, 100% required. Makarska in the summer? It’s like someone turned the oven up to Broil. You. Will. Melt. So, yes, the apartment has air conditioning. And it works. And it's a glorious, life-saving, sanity-preserving friend. I love air conditioning. I’ve said too much. Let’s move on…
Are there any restaurants or shops nearby? I'm not planning on cooking every single meal.
Oh, good question! Thank goodness. The stairs weren't working for me. The location is excellent. You're not stuck in the middle of nowhere. There are plenty of restaurants and shops within a short walk. You've got your little grocery stores, your bakeries, your ice cream shops (essential!). Restaurants galore! From casual pizzerias and konobas to more upscale places. Seriously, I ate more ice cream than I'd like to admit. And I don't regret a single scoop. Try everything, and embrace the flavors! I found my favorite restaurant in Makarska, and the memory keeps me going!
What about parking? Is it available? Is it a nightmare?
Parking? *Deep breath*. Okay... Parking. It's... complicated. The listing probably talks about "on-street parking" or "nearby parking." Which is code for: "Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor." I'm not going to lie; it can be a bit of a hunt, especially during peak season. I arrived late one evening, and I circled the area for a good half-hour before finally snagging a spot a few blocks away. It wasn't ideal at all. Consider yourself warned! Maybe consider asking the owner in advance if they have a guaranteed spot or some tips. Otherwise, get ready to channel your inner parking ninja. Take it from me, because I've been there. I've done the circling multiple times, and It's not something I looked forward to.
Is Wi-Fi available? Because I need to stay connected (mostly to post Instagram stories of those sunsets, let's be real).
Yes, thankfully, there's Wi-Fi! Praise be! And it's... decent. It wasn't blazing fast, but it was good enough for me to post some envy-inducing sunset photos, keep in touch with my friends and family back home, and occasionally check my emails. You know, the essentials. It's not going to be ideal if you're planning on having serious work calls or downloading massive files (and honestly, who would want *that* on vacation?), but for basic browsing and social media, it's perfectly fine. So go ahead and get that sunset photo ready! Everyone back home is going to be jealous, and rightfully so.
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