Escape to Italy: Uncover the Hidden Gem of Canzo's La Corte del Segrino B&B
Escape to Italy: La Corte del Segrino – More Than Just a B&B; It's a Vibe (and Hopefully, Not a Nightmare)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from La Corte del Segrino in Canzo, Italy, and frankly, my head’s still swimming a bit. It wasn’t just a stay; it felt like… well, like something happened. Some good, some kinda… meh, and some that had me questioning the very meaning of life (in a good way, mostly). This review’s gonna be messy, honest, and probably a little rambling, because that's how I felt experiencing the place.
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(Deep breath) Okay, here goes…
The Arrival & Accessibility… Let's Call it "Interesting".
Right off the bat, this place promises accessibility. They list a ton of features, and the idea of it being "accessible" got me excited, since I got my mum with me and accessibility is a must, but let's be honest… reality's often a bit of a wet noodle.
- Wheelchair Accessible: They say it's accessible, but I’m not sure how far that actually goes. Honestly, I didn’t specifically test it with a wheelchair myself so I can't say for sure and my mum didn't bring it on this trip. Make sure to call ahead and get VERY specific details. I found the layout a little… quirky. Some ramps, some stairs… it felt like they’d tried, bless their hearts, but maybe the definition of "accessible" in Italy differs from what I expect.
- Elevator: They have one, thank god!
- Facilities for disabled guests: Listed, but again… verify with the hotel directly. I'm just saying… ask a LOT of questions.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Plenty of parking, and free! Score.
The Internet… Or the Lack Thereof (Kinda):
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! And it mostly worked. Don't expect super-speed, but I managed to upload a few (slightly blurry) Instagram pics without going completely insane.
Internet access – wireless: Yep, Wi-Fi in public areas too.
Internet [LAN]: I saw the ports, but I'm not sure anyone actually uses LAN anymore, do they?
And this is where the rambles come into play…
Internet services: The wifi didn't really work because it was very slow, I got work to do, and it wasn't going.
Rooms & Creature Comforts – Cozy, But Watch Out for the Sock Monsters!
Okay, the rooms themselves were… charming. Think “rustic Italian villa meets slightly dated bed and breakfast.” Cozy, comfortable, and mostly clean. But I lost a sock. I swear. It just vanished. Maybe it's the ghost of a disgruntled guest, I don't know. Just watch your socks.
- Available in all rooms: ALL the key stuff. A/C? Check. Safe? Check. TV? Check. The usual suspects.
- Air conditioning: A lifesaver in the summer heat.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for sleeping in after a long day of limoncello-tasting.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: Always a win.
- In-room safe box: Always a good idea.
- Minibar: Stocked with overpriced snacks, but hey, you’re on vacation, right?
- Non-smoking rooms: Yes, praise the heavens.
- Private bathroom: Always preferred.
- Refrigerator: Nice to chill your Aperol Spritz ingredients.
- Wi-Fi [free]: (See above - intermittently glorious).
- And, the small details…
- Additional toilet: Always nice to have.
- Alarm clock: The gentle buzz to awaken my soul.
- Bathrobes: Never used them, but they are there!
- Bathtub: Loved it!
- Bathrobes: Always good!
- Desk: To write all of your reviews, like this one.
- Desk: To write all of your reviews, like this one.
- Hair dryer: Essential!
- Ironing facilities: I ironed a shirt just to prove I could.
- Linens: Everything was really clean and comfortable!
- Seating area: Made for a perfect place to read!
- Slippers: I loved them!
- Smoke detector: Always good!
The Spa & Relaxation Zone – Heaven, Maybe? With a Few Quirks.
This is where La Corte del Segrino really shines. The spa area is seriously beautiful, and I felt my shoulders physically relax the moment I stepped inside.
- Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Sauna, Pool with view: Oh honey, the pool with a view of the lake… stunning. Seriously, grab a prosecco and just… be.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage: I indulged in a massage, and it was divine. The masseuse knew her stuff. I melted into a puddle of bliss. I wish I could’ve stayed in that room forever.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I did NOT go, but it was there, for all the disciplined souls out there.
- Foot bath: I did not try this as I felt I was too relaxed already.
Cleanliness & Safety – Feeling Safe-ish:
This is probably the most serious section of the review (mostly). I’m writing this post-pandemic, so safety is paramount.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to be taking things seriously. Lots of hand sanitizer around, and the place always smelled clean.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Always good to know!
- Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: I felt safe enough eating there.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Tried their best, but it's Italy, right? People are… close.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms: Standard stuff that made me feel more secure.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking – The Italian Feast (and Maybe a Few Regrets!)
Ah, food. The most important part, right? La Corte del Segrino offers a decent dining experience, but it’s not without its… moments.
Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar, Coffee shop, Snack bar: Plenty of options.
A la carte in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: A good variety to choose from.
Room service [24-hour]: Useful for those late-night gelato cravings.
Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bottle of water, Breakfast takeaway service, Breakfast in room, Complimentary bottled water, Essential condiments, Individually-wrapped food options, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: And the extras…
And, the confessions…
* I may have overdone it on the tiramisu. Just saying. * The breakfast buffet was abundant, but some things were a little… *tired*. The pastries weren't as fresh as you'd expect from Italy, but what the heck, you're on vacation. Enjoy it! * The rooftop bar was the best, you could drink the sunset.
Services & Conveniences – The Good, the Bad, and the Really, Really Italian.
- Cashless payment service, Contactless check-in/out, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: They've got a
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is my trip to B&B La Corte del Segrino in Canzo, Italy. Prepare for a bumpy ride, emotional outbursts, and maybe a wrong turn or two. Consider yourself warned.
My Messy, Gorgeous, Probably-Not-Perfect Italian Ramble
Day 1: Arrival & The "Ape-Crazed" Welcome
- Morning (Or What Passes for Morning After a Red-Eye): Arrive at Milan Malpensa Airport. Okay, so I thought I booked a direct flight. Turns out, "direct" means "we'll stop in Reykjavik for an hour…just because." Ugh. Already feeling the fatigue settle in. Navigating the airport is a hazy, caffeine-fueled mission. Found a ridiculously overpriced cappuccino. Worth it.
- Mid-Day: Trains! Chaos! Lost in translation with the ticket machine. Managed to get a ticket to Canzo-Asso. Huzzah! The scenery is already breathtaking, even through my bleary eyes.
- Afternoon (Or the Great B&B Hunt): Arrive in Canzo. My map app (bless its faulty heart) keeps sending me on wild goose chases around cobblestone streets. Finally, find B&B La Corte del Segrino. Relief washes over me. It's even prettier than the pictures. The owner, Marco, greets me with a huge smile and the smell of something delicious baking. He's got that genuine Italian warmth, which instantly makes you feel like you're home…or at least, will be after a nap.
- Evening: First Impressions & The Ape-ocalypse! The B&B is charming, overflowing with rustic elegance. My room? Perfect! That balcony overlooking the lake? OMG, I could live here. Settling in, I decide to walk into town to get my bearings. Disaster strikes! I'm immediately ambushed by a swarm of…Ape scooters. I swear, Italians love their tiny, sputtering vehicles. Dodging these things becomes my new sport. Grab a pizza. It was…adequate. I was too distracted by the Ape-mania to fully appreciate it. Back at the B&B, I swear I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. I could hear the wind, and…was that a soft howl? I wonder if I should have chosen a different inn..
Day 2: Embracing the Lake & Battling My Inner Critic
- Morning (The "I'm-Not-a-Morning-Person" Edition): Breakfast is heavenly. Croissants, fresh fruit, and strong coffee. Marco tells me about the lake. I'm not normally a water person. I spend most of my days in front of a computer, and the pool or the beach feel out of reach, but I give it a shot.
- Mid-Day: Lake Segrino - I Surrender! Okay, so the lake is stunning. So still, so shimmering. I'd come up with a bunch of reasons to not relax. A voice in my head, a relentless inner critic, starts its usual assault: "You're not 'outdoorsy.' You look ridiculous in a swimsuit." blah blah blah. I took a deep breath and decided to embrace it. Rented a paddleboat. Actually paddled. The sun warmed my skin. The water was cold and refreshing. I closed my eyes and just, felt. It was genuinely beautiful. So much so that my usual anxiousness faded to the background. My inner critic took a much deserved break. I even laughed! (At myself, mostly – I'm not exactly graceful on a paddleboat). I think I'm falling in love with this place.
- Afternoon: The Hike That Almost Broke Me (But Didn't…Probably): Marco recommended a hike. "Easy," he said. "Beautiful views." Liar. Okay, not a liar, but my fitness level is questionable. The trail started pleasantly enough, but quickly turned into a steep, rocky climb. I paused frequently, wheezing like an asthmatic walrus. My sneakers were NOT built for this. I wanted to turn back so badly. But, fueled by spite and the stunning views, I kept going. The views were incredible. Overlooking the valley? Magnificent. At the summit? I might have shed a tear, both from exhaustion and the pure, unadulterated beauty. Worth it. But I'm getting pizza for dinner tonight as a reward and I will be taking a day to rest.
- Evening: Wine & Wondering. And Chocolate. Stumbled back to the B&B, feeling the blissful ache of muscles I didn't know I had. Marco suggested a local wine. Delicious. Followed it with a piece of dark chocolate, which I ate on that balcony, watching the sunset paint the sky. Perfect end to the day. I feel…peaceful. Which is a damn miracle. Also, still wondering about that howl. And if one of the other inn guests is secretly a vampire.
Day 3: Canzo Unlocked & the "Pasta Perfection" Challenge
- Morning: Exploring Canzo's Charm: No crazy early wake-up on purpose (yay!). Walk around the town. Canzo itself is adorable, filled with character. The shops, the old architecture and the locals who greet me with a smile. Visited a local shop. Bought a ridiculous scarf. It's the perfect level of silly. Wandered the market. Bought a bunch of local cheese I can't pronounce.
- Mid-Day: Pasta-Making Debacle (But Mostly Delight): Marco offered a cooking class. How could I refuse? I am not a cook. But I always wanted to make pasta. He was incredibly patient, guiding me through the process. Flour everywhere! I mangled the dough. My hands were covered in sauce. My pasta shape looked more like misshapen blobs. But the smell of simmering tomato sauce filled the kitchen. It was messy and hilarious. And, surprisingly, delicious. We feasted on our creations, laughing. I'm officially adding pasta making to my list of things I might be good at someday.
- Afternoon & Evening: Reflection and Relaxation. Back to the room. I think I just want to relax. I spend most of the afternoon just lounging. Writing. Thinking. Feeling. The kind of thing I haven't done in so long. Dinner at the B&B. The food is simple, fresh, and amazing. More wine. More laughter. More peace. Laying in my bed and looking out the window, the wind still howls. Is it something lurking in the woods? Or is it the wind? Could it be a vampire, roaming the halls? Or just the wind? Maybe I'm ready to find out…
Day 4: Departure & the "Ciao, Italia!" Blues
- Morning: One last breakfast. One last cappuccino. Saying goodbye to Marco is bittersweet. He's become my friend. This place? It's become a small haven.
- Mid-Day: Back to Milan. Back to the airport. Everything is familiar, yet somehow different. I look back on my whirlwind adventure and feel a huge mix of gratitude and excitement for what the future will bring. I have to do this again soon.
- Afternoon: Departure. Bye Italy! Bye to the Ape scooters, the pasta, the wine, the lake, the mountains, the sun. Bye to the little B&B and the friend I made. Bye to the peace and quiet. Goodbye to the wind. Hello to more of the same.
Final Thoughts (Or, the Stream-of-Consciousness Ramblings):
This trip wasn't perfect. I was tired, I was a bit lost. I got a little overwhelmed. But it was real. I laughed, I struggled, I cried (okay, maybe at the top of that hike!). I fell in love with a place and maybe even a part of myself that I didn't know was there. This messy, wonderful trip? It was perfect. And I can't wait to return.
P.S. I still don't know about that howl…but if I ever find out, you'll be the first to know.
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Escape to Italy: La Corte del Segrino - The Real Deal (Finally!) FAQ
Is La Corte del Segrino actually *hidden* or am I going to end up on a busy road, stressed and yelling at my GPS?
Okay, listen. "Hidden Gem" is a phrase that gets thrown around like confetti at a wedding, right? And sometimes, it means "hard to find." But La Corte del Segrino... *is* actually pretty hidden. And let me tell you, after the chaotic drive from Malpensa, that’s a blessing! There's this winding road... I swear, I almost gave up on the last hairpin turn, convinced I was about to tumble into Lake Segrino. (Spoiler alert: I didn't. But my heart was doing the cha-cha). The GPS? Bless its digital little heart; it tries. But, the last stretch? Trust the signs, trust the local dogs who seem to know *everyone*, and eventually, you’ll see it - that beautiful, crumbling facade. It *is* a bit of an adventure getting there (don’t expect a smooth highway - think cobblestones and narrow lanes!), but honestly, the feeling of suddenly *being there* is pure magic. Like finding a secret stash of Nutella after a really, *really* bad day. Worth it. Totally worth it.
The website photos look stunning. Is it *actually* that gorgeous or am I about to be catfished by a meticulously-angled Instagram feed?
Alright, this is the big one, isn't it? The photos. They're gorgeous; I won't lie. Seriously, the courtyard? The view of the lake? They look like they belong in a movie. And…here’s the good news: they’re *pretty damn accurate*. The photos don't lie. The B&B is truly lovely, it is rustic, the rooms are well done, and the owner is really hospitable. But, and this is an ITALIAN BUT, it's not *perfect*. There are the little things. A slightly wobbly table here, a chipped tile there. You know, *character*. Don't expect stark, brand-new hotel perfection. Expect charm, history, and a feeling that you've stumbled into something authentic. Remember that old chair that looks as if it's been around since the Roman Empire? Yeah, it probably has. And I loved it! Because it says "this is real", I loved the place.
What's the food situation? Is it just croissants and disappointment, or actual *Italian* food? (I'm serious, croissants are my weakness AND my despair).
Oh, the food. Where do I even BEGIN?! Forget the "croissants and disappointment" scenario. This is ITALY, people! While I have no idea with the croissants and can't remember if there was one or not, breakfast is wonderful. Fresh pastries, of course (I may have eaten my weight in them), along with regional specialties. And, let's not overlook the coffee. Oh, the coffee! Real Italian espresso, strong enough to keep you going all day, and sometimes even all *night*. And the owner of the B&B? Such a sweetheart. She's a great cook! She'll ask what you want with a big smile and will make you dishes that just fill your heart. One night, we were greeted with a plate of homemade pasta, with a sauce so good, I almost licked the plate clean (I may have *almost*). Lunch and dinner is great as well as there are plenty of places around to enjoy a good meal. Prepare to loosen that belt a notch or two. Or three.
Okay, so it's beautiful, the food rocks... any *actual* downsides? (Because nothing is perfect, right?! Spill the tea!)
Alright, honest time. Yes, there are a few little things. The WiFi can be a bit…spotty. Think "glacial speed" on a really, *really* bad day. So, if you're planning on working remotely, maybe pack a backup plan (like, you know, *actually* enjoying the scenery!). Also, the walls are thin. So, if you're a light sleeper, bring earplugs. And, there’s the church bells. Every hour, on the hour. Which, depending on your perspective, is either charmingly rustic or slightly sleep-depriving. Personally? After the first day, I found it quite charming. It added to the atmosphere. But be warned.
Lake Segrino. Is it just a pretty view, or is there stuff to *do*? (Because I hate just "looking" at things.)
Oh, Lake Segrino! It's not just a pretty view, my friend. It’s *stunning*, don't get me wrong. Picture this: calm, mirror-like water reflecting the mountains, the sun, and a few fluffy clouds. But beyond the Instagram-worthy scenery, there's *plenty* to do. You can stroll around the lake, walk until you get to some point to sit down and enjoy a moment, or simply wander around the town. I took a paddle boat one day. It involved a *significant* amount of wobbling, and I may have gotten slightly seasick at one point. But, the views were incredible! You can rent bikes, go hiking, or (if you're feeling adventurous) try some watersports. And if you're like me, and mostly just want to sit and read a book, the lake is the perfect backdrop for that too. I spent a whole afternoon just lounging on a bench, losing myself in a novel, and feeling utterly, blissfully relaxed.
The Owner/Host. Is she a saint, or does she secretly *hate* tourists? (I have trust issues.)
Okay, so the owner. She's the real deal. She's not just a host; she's a *character*. She greets you with a warmth that's genuinely authentic. She's helpful, she’s kind, she offers a smile. She genuinely cares about making sure you have a good time. She knows the area inside and out, and she's always happy to offer recommendations, both for restaurants and for sightseeing. While I was there, I've seen her do things that the owners did not do, from small things as recommending places like bigger things as making you feel at home. I'm not going to lie, on arrival, I was quite jetlagged and feeling a bit grumpy. But she just had a way of making me feel welcome. She is a treasure, and the B&B is a direct reflection of her personality.
Worth it? Like, *really* worth it? Or is it an Instagram lie?
Worth it? ABSOLUTELY. This isn't just "another" place to stay; it's an experience. It's a chance to slow down, breathe in the Italian air, and just... *be*. Yes, it's a bit off the beaten track. Yes, the WiFi might be temperamental. But the charm, the food, the view, the people…itEscape to Paradise: Stunning Pool & Garden Views in Hua Hin/Cha-am!
B&B La Corte del Segrino Canzo Italy
B&B La Corte del Segrino Canzo Italy
