Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Lima Hotel Bukittinggi - Your Indonesian Paradise!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits? Hold My Bintang! A Deep Dive into Lima Hotel Bukittinggi
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a trip to the fabled Lima Hotel in Bukittinggi, Indonesia. Yeah, Indonesia. I imagined myself, you know, wandering through rice paddies at sunset, sipping kopi tubruk (strong Indonesian coffee, people!) and communing with nature. What I got was…well, let’s just say it’s an experience. And since you’re here, I'm spilling the tea, the teh manis (sweet tea) if you will, on this supposed Indonesian paradise.
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Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and the Stairs (Oh, the Stairs!)
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room (and possibly the one I nearly tripped over). Accessibility. Ugh. They say facilities for disabled guests are available. But "available" might mean "we technically have a ramp somewhere, buried under a mountain of laundry." Look, the main areas are mostly accessible. Elevator, check. But navigating the sprawling grounds…it’s a workout. And the sheer amount of stairs? You'll need a sherpa, or at least really good glutes. My take? It's a mixed bag. They tried, bless their hearts, but it ain’t perfect.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Again, a bit of a hit-or-miss. Some areas were clearly more accessible than others. I saw a few folks with mobility issues navigating, but I wouldn’t say it was a smooth, effortless process.
Wheelchair accessible: This is where it gets a bit dicey. While there were ramps in some areas, the overall landscape and layout… let’s just say it's not the easiest for wheelchair users. It's possible, but requires patience and likely assistance.
Internet Access: Wi-Fi Warriors Assemble! (And Maybe Bring a Backup Plan…)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes. This is true. And the rooms are lovely…wait for it. Oh, you are waiting? Okay, moving on. BUT! And it's a big but (pun intended!): the speed… well, think dial-up. For me, a blogger who needs to stay connected, this was a minor crisis. Uploading photos? Forget about it. Video calls? Prepare for the pixelated abyss. However, I heard the Internet [LAN] was much better, but, I'm not tech-savvy, so there's that.
Wi-Fi in public areas: A bit more reliable, but still not lightning-fast.
Internet Services: Fine for basic browsing, maybe a little slower for streaming of photos.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day? Yes, Please! (But the View Wasn't That Spectacular)
The Lima Hotel's got a whole array of relaxation options. Let's dive in and be messy, shall we?
Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, I'm a sucker for a good spa day, and the Lima Hotel delivered, mostly. The Spa was fantastic. I’d recommend taking the massage, it was great, though maybe not the "best" view from the spa. I expected a view from heaven but I swear, I could have seen a better view from my room. The Sauna and Steamroom were clean and well-maintained. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was refreshing, though it got crowded. The Pool with view was fine, but don't expect a life-changing vista over the surrounding mountains. The Gym/fitness looked the part; I didn't try it. I was too busy stuffing my face.
Happy Hour: The bar had a happy hour. I'm not sure what time, but, there were drinks. Happy enough!
Ways to Relax: Overall, a good set up for some serious R&R.
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-19 and Beyond (Or, Please Tell Me They Actually Cleaned the Room…!)
Anti-viral cleaning products: They claimed to use them. Let's hope so.
Breakfast in room: YES. And honestly, it was worth it to miss the buffet chaos, just in the room, in my comfy bathrobe.
Breakfast takeaway service: I didn't try it.
Cashless payment service: Available. Convenient.
Daily disinfection in common areas: I saw staff doing things that looked like cleaning.
Doctor/nurse on call: Thank god. Needed it after one too many gado-gado. (Worth it, though. Seriously.)
First aid kit: Present. Never needed it.
Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Good.
Hot water linen and laundry washing: Apparently. Didn't inspect the laundry, but…fingers crossed.
Hygiene certification: Claims of same. Take it with a grain of salt, as I did.
Individually-wrapped food options: Blessedly. In this post-COVID era, it's a must.
Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Attempts made. Not always meticulously observed by guests.
Professional-grade sanitizing services: They purported to use them. Hmmm.
Room sanitization opt-out available: Never noticed it.
Rooms sanitized between stays: Hopefully. Praying for it!
Safe dining setup: Generally, yes. I felt reasonably safe.
Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Again, hoped yes.
Shared stationery removed: Good.
Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed on the ball.
Sterilizing equipment: Seen.
This section is all about being nervous and hoping things are clean!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Buffet Bonanza and Beyond (My Stomach is Still Recovering)
Oh, the food. Where do I even begin? Let’s just say I experienced a range with some ups and some downs.
- A la carte in restaurant: Available.
- Alternative meal arrangement: I'm sure. Never asked, though.
- Asian breakfast: Delicious. The nasi lemak was a MUST.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yes, and it was the real deal.
- Bar: A decent watering hole, though the cocktails were a little…rustic.
- Bottle of water: Complimentary, always appreciated.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The heart of the dining experience! It was massive, crazy-huge, and at times utterly overwhelming. The sheer variety was impressive, but also…a bit chaotic. Think a food fight, but everyone is in a polite mood…Mostly.
- Breakfast service: Attentive, and friendly.
- Buffet in restaurant: See above; all the food.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Decent, but nothing to write home about.
- Coffee shop: Didn’t see one specifically. Coffee was available in the restaurants.
- Desserts in restaurant: Delicious, and dangerously tempting.
- Happy hour: See earlier.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Available. I tried the pasta, which I regretted. Stick to the Indonesian food.
- Poolside bar: Convenient.
- Restaurants: Several. All offering different cuisines.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes! A lifesaver after a long day of trekking.
- Salad in restaurant: Looked fresh.
- Snack bar: Didn’t really see one, other than things available in the restaurants.
- Soup in restaurant: Hearty and flavorful.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Not technically, but vegetarian options were available.
- Western breakfast: Present, but if you want a taste of heaven, get the Asian breakfast
- Western cuisine in restaurant: See above; stick to the Indonesian.
The Buffet Experience: A Deep Dive (and a Potential Food Coma)
Okay, the buffet. Let's talk about the buffet. It was like a vortex of breakfast foods. Eggs cooked every which way, mountains of fresh fruit, nasi goreng (fried rice), mie goreng (fried noodles), pastries that taunted my willpower, and more. The sheer quantity was astounding. One day, I saw a woman load her plate
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is… my attempt at a chaotic, possibly delusional, but definitely real trip to Bukittinggi and I'm staying at the Lima Hotel. Let's see if I survive!
Lima Hotel, Bukittinggi: The Great Indonesian Adventure (Or Utter Chaos, Honestly)
(Disclaimer: May contain excessive use of exclamation points, existential dread, and questionable food choices. You have been warned.)
Day 1: Arrival, Altitude Sickness, and Questionable Sambal
Morning (or, "What Time Is It Even?"): Landed in Padang after a flight that felt like it lasted three years. The heat hits you like a brick wall. Seriously, I thought I was going to spontaneously combust. Finally arrived at the Lima Hotel – thank the Lord, a proper bed! The lobby is… well, it's something. Lots of dark wood, a slightly musty smell that's either charming or foreshadowing a fungal apocalypse, and a very intense, judging portrait of what I assume is the hotel owner. I think he's watching me.
Afternoon: The Altitude Strikes! Bukittinggi is high up. And I am not. Holy moly, the headaches! And nausea. Felt like a zombie stumbling around. Managed to unpack my travel bag, then collapsed on the bed. I thought the room was quite simple, small, but decent to be the first day.
Evening: Food, Glorious Food? So, I was absolutely starving. Found a little warung (small, local restaurant) down the road. Ordered something with rice, chicken, and… wow, that sambal. The burn was intense and addictive for the first 3 minutes and the next 20 minutes felt like my mouth was on fire and now I'm sure it's the only thing I ate the whole day. I need more water. I had to find a place ASAP so I could get some fresh water.
- Quirky Observation: The local cats are either incredibly friendly or plotting world domination. Still deciding. Also, the hotel staff keep calling me "Miss," even though I'm pretty sure I'm middle-aged. I'm guessing they haven't seen the state of me after that sambal.
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, the altitude sickness is starting to get to me. Mild panic. Did I make a terrible mistake? Should I have just stayed home and binged Netflix? Maybe, but no. I'm here now, and I really want to try that fresh orange juice someone told me about.
Day 2: The Grand Canyon, and a Disappointing Volcano?
Morning: Up early-ish! The altitude is still trying to kill me, but I am determined. Breakfast at the hotel was… basic. But the coffee was decent. Decided to go see the Sianok Canyon.
- Anecdote: Took a becak (pedicab) to the canyon. The driver was an old man with a smile that could melt glaciers. We talked (well, I tried to talk – my Bahasa Indonesian is atrocious) and he pointed out all sorts of things I’d have missed. He kept calling me "Nona Cantik," and I almost believed him.
Afternoon: Sianok Canyon. Seriously, it's like a slice of the Grand Canyon, but in Indonesia. The views are utterly breathtaking and I literally had to stop myself from crying (happy tears, don't worry!). Walked around, felt small. So small.
Evening: The "Volcano View Adventure". I figured, why not. Booked a "volcano view adventure." It involved a car ride, some vague directions, and a lot of waiting. The "volcano" (Mount Marapi) was mostly hidden by clouds. I could barely make out a silhouette which looked like an image of a mountain as a child may have drawn.
- Emotional Reaction: The canyon was amazing, truly. The volcano? Bit of a letdown. However, the drive through the countryside was worth it. The people are so wonderfully kind and welcoming.
- Opinionated Language: Okay, the guide? He kept trying to sell me "magical" herbs that would supposedly make me immortal. I said no, and I mean, not to be negative, but that almost ended the experience.
- Messier Structure: I really liked the canyon, and I really, really wanted to see the volcano. But the volcano refused to show itself. Maybe tomorrow?
Day 3: Market Madness, Fort De Kock, and Chocolate Cake
Morning: The market. Oh. My. Goodness. This is where things went wild. It was a sensory overload in the best possible way. Spices, fruits, fabrics, and the smell of durian (which, let's be honest, smells like gym socks and rotting onions) all vying for my attention. Bought a batik scarf, probably got overcharged, but who cares? The energy was infectious.
- Anecdote: Saw a woman balancing a mountain of pineapples on her head. Seriously. Just casually walking through the market with a pineapple-mountain. My jaw dropped. I may have stared.
Afternoon: Fort De Kock, a former Dutch fort. Climb and climbed. Actually, I did not climb much. I got tired, then I walked around, and then I was tired again. Also, there are monkeys! Adorable, thieving monkeys with an intense interest in anything shiny. I swear, they were sizing up my backpack.
- Messy Observations: Fort De Kock is cool, but it's also a reminder of some pretty uncomfortable history. I felt a bit conflicted walking around. It's a beautiful location, but it made me think of the past.
Evening: The Chocolate Cake Revelation. Found a small cafe and fell in love with the chocolate cake. Okay, it wasn't just the chocolate cake but the feeling of calm that I felt there.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm starting to feel like I'm falling in love with this place, even the parts I didn't want to. This chocolate cake is pure bliss. I may need another slice.
Day 4: Goodbye Bukittinggi (For Now)
Morning: Woke up! Had breakfast. I've stopped expecting the altitude sickness to go away, but hey, I'm still upright. Did one last stroll through the market. It's a whole new level of chaos.
Afternoon: Checking out, said goodbye to the hotel owner who I now think has a slight smile. Taking a flight to the next adventure. I'm leaving Bukittinggi, the altitude, the sambal, the chaos, the kindness, the chocolate cake, and I can't wait to come back.
Quirky Observation: I'm pretty sure I have a permanent stain on my shirt from something I ate. Whatever. It's a souvenir.
Emotional Reaction: Mixed. A little sad to leave, but also excited for what's next. I need to go back to the Sianok canyon. I'm seriously going to miss it.
Messier Structure: I didn't do everything I wanted to do, saw things differently than I expected, and the food nearly killed me. But this is Indonesia, and it's amazing. And now here I am, about to jump into another adventure.
(End. For now. Stay tuned for the next installment: The Continuing Adventures of Your Author in Indonesia.)
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Lima Hotel Bukittinggi - Your Indonesian Paradise?! ... Maybe. Let's Talk.
Okay, okay, let's start with the basics. Is this Lima Hotel actually *luxury*? Like, REAL luxury, or just "Indonesian luxury"?
What's the deal with the location? Bukittinggi seems... off the beaten path. Is it actually a good base for exploring?
The food! Tell me about the food! Is it all just Nasi Goreng and bad hotel coffee?
What's the vibe? Is it romantic? Party-central? Family-friendly?
Beyond the pool, what else is there to do at the hotel? Is it just a place to sleep, or an experience itself?
Anything REALLY annoy you? Any major downsides we should know about?
Bottom line: Would you go back?
